Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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