i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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