i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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