How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
are you so shy because you have an std?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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