new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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