Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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