In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Randomize
