I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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