He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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