There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.