he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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