i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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