we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
BRING THE BAGELS
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
