I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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