I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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