Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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