i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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