it was like eating out sand paper
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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