Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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