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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It's Friday. Sex?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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