There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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