what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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