And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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