haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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