And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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