I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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