I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
