Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I wish I only lived at night.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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