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In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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