dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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