i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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