Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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