now i know why i became what i already was.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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