i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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