Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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