i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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