Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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