physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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