CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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