dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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