Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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