did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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