just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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