Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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