Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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