I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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