Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
you made out with another girl for some wings
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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