no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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