and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
