My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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