you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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