I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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