is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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