Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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