Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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