What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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