idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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