Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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