going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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