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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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