You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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