i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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