i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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